TWAT DOG Collar – Funny & Rude Handmade Dog Collar

TWAT DOG Collar – Funny & Rude Handmade Dog Collar

Got a dog who's cute, lovable and an absolute twat? We've got just the collar for them! 🐾

Our TWAT DOG Collar is perfect for those four-legged troublemakers who have a talent for mischief, selective hearing and generally doing whatever they please!

Featuring bold TWAT DOG lettering with contrasting paw prints, this cheeky design is guaranteed to turn heads and raise a few smiles.

Available in a wide range of colours, you can choose your preferred webbing colour to create a collar that suits your dog's personality.

Whether your dog is a little angel one minute and a complete nightmare the next, this collar lets everyone know exactly what they're dealing with!

Product Features

• Handmade to order in the UK with care and attention to detail.

• Funny TWAT DOG design featuring bold lettering and contrasting paw prints.

• Choice of webbing colours to suit your dog's style.

• Strong, durable webbing with decorative printed satin ribbon.

• Curved side-release buckle for easy fastening and removal.

• Metal D-ring and adjustable slider for a secure, comfortable fit.

• Choice of widths and sizes to suit different breeds.

• Matching lead available separately to complete the look.

Colours

Choose from our available webbing colours when placing your order.

The product photograph shows an example in hot pink, but your collar will be handmade in your selected colour.

Please note that the appearance of the design may vary depending on your chosen colour.

Sizing

Please measure your dog's neck carefully before ordering and select the appropriate collar size and width.

For larger or stronger dogs, we recommend choosing a wider collar to ensure the hardware is suitable for your dog's size and weight.

Handmade Especially for Your Dog

Every collar is individually handmade to order, so please allow approximately 2–3 weeks before dispatch.

A little bit rude, a whole lot of attitude – because some dogs really are absolute twats! 🐶

Please note: Colours may vary slightly depending on your screen settings. As each collar is handmade, minor variations may occur.

Measure around your dog's neck where the collar sits, then add 2-3cm for comfort. Choose the size range that fits your measurement.

• S: 25-35cm neck · 20mm or 25mm width
• M: 35-50cm neck · 20mm, 25mm or 30mm width
• L: 50-65cm neck · 25mm or 30mm width
• XL: 65-80cm neck · 30mm width

All collars are handmade to order. Please allow 7-14 working days for production plus delivery time.

• Standard: 3-5 days after dispatch · £4.50 (free over £50)

• Express: 1-2 days after dispatch · £5.99

• Returns accepted within 14 days if unused

• Custom/personalised items are non-returnable

Machine wash at 30° on a gentle cycle. Air dry flat — do not tumble dry. Avoid prolonged soaking. Hardware can be wiped with a damp cloth. Biothane collars can be rinsed clean with warm water.