Funny & Rude Dog Collars

## Funny & Rude Dog Collars Got a dog who's an absolute menace, a little bit cheeky or just a complete twat? You've come to the right place! 🐾 Our **Funny & Rude Dog Collars** collection is perfect for dogs with big personalities and owners with a sense of humour! From **TWAT DOG** and **KNOB DOG** to cheeky sayings and hilarious slogans, these collars are guaranteed to turn a few heads and raise a few smiles on your daily walks. Each collar is **handmade to order in the UK** using strong, durable webbing, colourful printed ribbon and quality hardware. With a choice of sizes and widths, you can find the perfect fit for your four-legged troublemaker. Whether your dog is a lovable idiot, a professional troublemaker or simply too cute to behave, we've got a collar to match their personality! **Bold colours, cheeky slogans and plenty of attitude – because not every dog is a good boy (or girl)!** 🐶 Explore our collection and let your dog's collar do the talking!

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are Dottie's dog products handmade?
Yes. Every product is cut, sewn and finished by hand at the Dottie's workshop in Ely, Cambridgeshire. Nothing is mass-produced.
Can dog products be personalised?
Yes. Personalisation — custom print a dog's name onto the product — is available across the collar, lead, harness and accessories ranges.
What sizes are available?
The range covers puppy through to extra-large. Size guides are available on each product page. Custom sizing is available on request.
How long does an order take?
Made-to-order products, including all personalised items, typically take 7–14 working days before dispatch. Current turnaround times are shown on each product page.

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